My Pre-season All-Star Sockey Team™
Current tunes: The Star Song (Bowling For Soup)
With opening night in the new NHL only days away, I thought I would take this opportunity to put together the official Nancy Of The Net Pre-season All-Star Sockey Team™. I’ve put together a few different teams and before I introduce them in an absolutely faaaabulous ceremony, I will do my best to outline the criteria for making each team.
Sergei Samsonov – Sergei Fedorov - Sergei Brylin
Sergei Gonchar & Sergei Zubov
At Temple, the dykhuis was ΣΦØ and butch goring would get you a black eye from a lesbian and night in the pokey. Not much to say here other than good riddance.
Hall Of Flamers
One sported one of the hottest porn star mustaches ever while playing in my hometown of Philadelphia, the other hosted an out of this world Turner Cup party in my adopted hometown of Atlanta.
Atlanta Thrashers' Kari Lehtonen
I say, “Kari, let ME in!”
*titter* I just said 'BONK'!
Dallas Stars' Jason Arnott
Vancouver Canucks' Sylvain Blouin
If the game involves a Blouin, JK Sockey is a goin’!
Nashville Predators' Jordin Tootoo
I prefer SemenON
Columbus Blue Jackets' Adam Foote
Every sockey needs a foote
That’s the worst beard ever!
St. Louis Blues' Barrett Jackman
What do I have in common with Jeff Gordon?
We both love our jackman.
Your Official Nancy Of The Net 2005 Pre-season All-Star Sockey Team™!!
Starting In Goal
Jose Theodore - Montreal Canadiens
Does he think that because he has ties to the French-Canadian
Mafia (allegedly) that J.K. Sockey won’t make fun of him??
Well, he’s right!
Mike Modano – Dallas Stars
What do women say to Mike Modano at the beach?
“Get out of my son!”
Eric Lindros – Toronto Maple Leafs
Big E is an understatement!
Michael Peca - Edmonton Oilers
Nice playoff beard…
Dick Tarnstrom - Pittsburgh Penguins
If Dick Tarnstrom’s a question, the answer is YES!
Brad Bombardir - Nashville Predators