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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Gretzky says, "I quit!" Dave King about dies!

Sockey On Hockey has learned that Phoenix Coyotes coach-in-absentia Wayne Gretzky, Canada’s greatest hockey player, will step down from his coaching position later this week. #99 made the announcement in a meeting with management Tuesday afternoon. This comes as no surprise and the coach of the troubled organization had attended as many Phoenix practices as I have this season: zero.

The Wolfpack were in Seattle to play a game against the Mariners that evening, and when asked to comment, newly hired assistant coach Dave King suffered a heart attack. It must be his lucky day, not only did he live, but it looks like he’ll be getting a field promotion in the coming days.

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