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Thursday, September 24, 2009

Thrashers Bolster Blueline


The Atlanta Thrashers plan to acquire a real dummy to play defence, according to my sources within the team. Charlie McCarthy, 28, has previously played for the Atlanta where ge set a career-high in assists (12) and tied his career-high in points (16) in 46 games with the Thrashers during the 2006-07 season.

Prior to his professional career, McCartny played bass for the Beatles and spent several less productive years with the Wings. McCarthy was originally selected by the Chicago Blackhawks in the first round, 23rd overall, of the 1999 NHL Entry Draft.

(Edgar Bergan contributed to this story.)

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Gretzky says, "I quit!" Dave King about dies!


Sockey On Hockey has learned that Phoenix Coyotes coach-in-absentia Wayne Gretzky, Canada’s greatest hockey player, will step down from his coaching position later this week. #99 made the announcement in a meeting with management Tuesday afternoon. This comes as no surprise and the coach of the troubled organization had attended as many Phoenix practices as I have this season: zero.

The Wolfpack were in Seattle to play a game against the Mariners that evening, and when asked to comment, newly hired assistant coach Dave King suffered a heart attack. It must be his lucky day, not only did he live, but it looks like he’ll be getting a field promotion in the coming days.

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Stuff a sock in it,
JK

Monday, September 21, 2009

Nic Lidstrom: More than a Norris Trophy wiener

I thought you did a wonderful job hosting the Emmys on Sunday night!