SOCKEY ON HOCKEY

Like John Kincade, only I know what the fuck I'm talking about!

Monday, March 01, 2010

Thrashers Check Chris Chelios Out Of Nursing Home

Tomorrow the Thrashers will announce that they have signed 58 year old veteran Chris Chelios to help the team fall short of the playoffs this season. Chelios, who most thought had retired after the 2008-2009 season has apparently still been playing hockey for the Chicago Blackhawks.

Chelios spoke to Sockey On Hockey’s Turner Brown by phone earlier today about the signing and what quoted as saying, "What? WHAT??!! Speak up sonny, I can't understand a word you are saying! Is this phone working?? I can't figure this thing out... HELLO? I think the line is dead! I CAN'T HEAR HIM! What is going on???!??!" He did however decline to be interviewed by me on one of my podcasts saying, “You kids get off my lawn!”

This is JK Sockey reminding you that you heard it hear first and when you hear it later tell the person reporting it...

Stuff a sock in it!